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Posted by fartoons - October 10th, 2018


IT'S A WONDERFUL CHRISTMASTIME IN AN ALL-NEW EPISODE OF "THE WISH FISH FAMILY" PREMIERING CHRISTMAS 2018 AT WWW.FARTOONS.NET

It is Christmastime and all Harold wants is to have a normal life again without Master Mallard's treacherous rein over his home. Meanwhile, the family prepares for the birth of Helen and Mallard's baby.

"We Fish You a Merry Christmas" is the twentieth episode of the animated web series "The Wish Fish Family". It will be available online on YouTube and FARToons.net on Christmas 2018.

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I am still in the midst of writing this one, but look for it this Christmas. It will be the last new episode of the year.


Posted by fartoons - March 30th, 2018


This isn't just a teaser trailer, it is the first actual footage from a montage in the new episode. There is one reoccurring theme in every shot, can you guess what that theme is? Do you even care? Probably not.

I haven't started animating episode nineteen yet. I am waiting to record voices. My friend, Robert Winchester (Bobert/RAW Animation) from Newgrounds, is animating a 3D sequence for this episode as well. I am going to document some of the process for fun. I might make a mini-documentary or just upload the footage to my Facebook page as it happens. This will probably be the last new Wish Fish Family for a while because not many people seem to care about it. So I don't know what comes next as I am not a very talented animator. Suggestions are welcome. I want to do a certain episode of Merely Meerkats but that would require a complete revamping in the animation style. I've attempted it about a dozen times and it never works out. I should really learn an animation program besides Flash but I'm too lazy. Plus I'm just not a great artist. Especially lately. But enough about my problems. How are you holding up?

 

 


Posted by fartoons - March 29th, 2018


HAROLD HITS THE STREETS IN AN ALL-NEW EPISODE OF “THE WISH FISH FAMILY” PREMIERING SPRING 2018 AT WWW.FARTOONS.NET

When Harold and his family become homeless he is forced to face his biggest fear: finding a job. Harold tries to keep his family fed but new challenges await him after a disturbing series of events leads to the impossible.

“Home Sweet Street” is the nineteenth episode of the animated web series “The Wish Fish Family”. It will be available online on YouTube and FARToons.net in Spring 2018.

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Posted by fartoons - March 9th, 2018


HAROLD GOES GUNS BLAZING IN AN ALL-NEW EPISODE OF “THE WISH FISH FAMILY” PREMIERING SPRING 2018 AT WWW.FARTOONS.NET

When Harold fears students are going to get his precious guns taken away he goes to extremes to protect the second amendment. Meanwhile, Junior joins in on the school protests taking place around the country.

“Fish in a Barrel” is the eighteenth episode of the animated web series “The Wish Fish Family”. It will be available online on YouTube and FARToons.net in Spring 2018.

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Posted by fartoons - September 19th, 2017


HAROLD ONE-UPS TRUMP IN AN ALL-NEW EPISODE OF "THE WISH FISH FAMILY" PREMIERING HALLOWEEN 2017 AT WWW.FARTOONS.NET

Harold builds a wall around his house to keep Mexicans out. Being cut off from the outside world causes Harold to lose his mind and put his family in danger.

"The Great Wall of Harold" is the seventeenth episode of the animated web series "The Wish Fish Family". It will be available online on YouTube and FARToons.net on Halloween 2017.

 

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Posted by fartoons - August 3rd, 2016


HAROLD'S RACISM BACKFIRES IN AN ALL-NEW EPISODE OF "THE WISH FISH FAMILY" PREMIERING AUGUST 2016 AT WWW.FARTOONS.NET

When Harold becomes a police officer he accidentally shoots Junior's monkey boyfriend during a vicious drug influenced attack. Everyone believes Harold had a racial motive as anti-police protests in the monkey community breakout around town.

"Monkey Lives Matters" is the sixteenth episode of the animated web series "The Wish Fish Family". It will be available online on YouTube and FARToons.net in August 2016.

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Posted by fartoons - January 4th, 2015


“THE WISH FISH FAMILY” GOES HIGH DEF IN 2015 WITH ITS FIRST BLU-RAY RELEASE!

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Ever wanted to see the terrible animation of “The Wish Fish Family” in high definition? Well now you can! The first fourteen episodes of the series are coming to Blu-ray later this year. The set will also include rare bonus features, including a remastered episode of “Spike & Johnny” where the Wish Fish makes his first animated appearance. So join Harold, Helen and Junior in over 150 minutes of offensive fun!

“The Wish Fish Family” will also be re-released on a two-disc DVD, including episode fourteen for the first time ever!

Episodes include: “My Son, the Rainbow Fish”, “My Two Sons”, “Mon frère le poisson-chat”, “My Babysitter, the Fish F–ker”, “My Ex-Boyfriend’s Back”, “A Thin Line Between Hate and Hate”, “The Fish Family”, “Southern Fried Fish”, “Eat Sh-t N’ Dine”, “Hovering Outside the Fire”, “Fish of the Day”, “Here Today, Gone Tumor-row”, “Go F–k a Duck!” and “The Queen is Dead”

Bonus features include: “The Politically Correct Version”, “Behind-the-Scenes”, “Spike & Johnny”, “The Best of Harold”, “Ryan’s Award Acceptance”, “Cox 6 News”, “Original DVD Commercial” and Trailers (Bonus features May Not be in High Definition)

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Posted by fartoons - August 3rd, 2014


HAROLD FINDS HIS DREAM JOB IN AN ALL-NEW EPISODE OF “THE WISH FISH FAMILY” PREMIERING SUMMER 2014 AT WWW.FARTOONS.NET

After Harold sees an abortion performed at Dr. Whitey’s clinic he decides to become an OB/GYN. He is shocked to find daily violent protests outside the office that threaten not only his job, but the precious lives of the entire medical staff.

“Baby You’re a Dead Man” is the fifteenth episode of the animated web series “The Wish Fish Family”. It will be available online on YouTube and FARToons.net in Summer 2014.

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Check out the FARToons Facebook page!

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Check out the FARToons YouTube channel!


Posted by fartoons - January 19th, 2014


 

JUNIOR MAKES PROM QUEEN IN AN ALL-NEW EPISODE OF "THE WISH FISH FAMILY" PREMIERING FEBRUARY 2014 AT WWW.FARTOONS.NET

When Junior is nominated for prom queen he decides to show up in drag. Harold is completely disgusted by his son's new fetish and plots to humiliate him at the school dance.

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I am giving away free stuff on my FARToons Facebook page so be sure to like it!

- Ryan


Posted by fartoons - January 15th, 2014


 

FARToons Productions is about to turn 13 years old on February 1st. It has not been the most successful endeavor in history. It has had its ups and downs. Its good years and bad years. Its shitty cartoons and its okay cartoons. But through it all it has survived with me. I want to thank everyone who has supported FARToons over the years. Maybe one day, long after I'm dead, it will get the recognition it deserves. If only for the reason that it dared to do something different. Please share this on your Facebook if you love FARToons. Thanks to all the fans. You all helped spread hate across the planet. I hope FARToons will continue offending people for years to come.

Your pal,

Ryan Wells, M.D.