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Posted by fartoons - 1 month ago


Hi,


So no one gives a shit about my Patreon, which is fine. I have given up on anyone caring about anything I do. But pretending people care is what helps me sleep at night. It doesn't do a good job though as it is 4 am and I'm still awake.


I want to do new shit again after I finish the TV documentary I am editing. That will hopefully be within a few months. I doubt I keep doing shitty Barney cartoons because they keep getting taken off of YouTube or marked age-restricted. YouTube sucks.


I would like to do something with better animation but I'm not a very good artist. Feel free to let me know what you would like to see, if anything. I have been sick for over a week so I'm going to continue doing that for a while. I am like deaf in my right ear now. So that is fun. All I have been doing online is fucking with my Twitter and Instagram. I got rid of Facebook because it is the devil. The others aren't much Godlier though.


I have no life so let's talk. Hit me up I'll buy a round for the boys. Try a John Lennon drink it will take your breath away. Maybe even give you half a chub. Sounds good, right? Time to go back to being alone and crying in my sleep.


Ryan


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Posted by fartoons - July 22nd, 2019


Hey guys and dolls. I hope you will check out my Patreon page where you can pledge money towards my cartoons and videos and get exclusive content and merchandise, including early access to all my cartoons and videos. Donate $1 a month and I will be satisfied. If you can’t I understand. I’m poor too. But if you can I would be very appreciative. Thanks for your consideration. I hope you decide to become a part of the FARToons family.


  • Early access to cartoons and videos
  • Behind-the-scenes footage
  • Unreleased animations and videos
  • Video blogs
  • Exclusive merchandise and artwork
  • And more!



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Posted by fartoons - July 18th, 2019


Next week on FARToons, Barney the Dinosaur becomes the anchor for Cox 6 News. Look for it Wednesday, July 24th.


The following week will be the release of another Barney the Dinosaur PSA.


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Posted by fartoons - July 10th, 2019


NEW FARTOONS WEEKLY


I am going to try to start posting a new cartoon every week, or almost every week. This week was a Barney the Dinosaur / IT parody. Next week will be a McGruff the Crime Dog parody. Please leave good reviews and ratings if you want to see more crappy FARToons animations. If not, go f**k yourself. ;)


Thanks to everyone who supports my work. - Ry Guy



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Posted by fartoons - June 14th, 2019


Press Release for Merely Meerkats Episode #2: "Puns N' Roses"


"When Ferdy falls in love with a younger meerkat it convinces him to return to high school and get his diploma. Floyd warns Ferdy he is destined to get his heart broken which causes a fight between the two best friend roommates."


Look for a short teaser coming to YouTube this Friday at 4pm Central.


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Posted by fartoons - June 4th, 2019


It has been nearly ten long years since the Merely Meerkats pilot was released. In early 2020 they will return for a second episode. Everything is being revamped. You are stoked, I know. So stoked you can't even leave a comment. That is OK. I forgive you. Follow me on Facebook for updates on the progress. It is still in the early stages of production but it will be next year before you know it. Might as well put that popcorn in the microwave right now. The meerkats are coming...


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Posted by fartoons - March 30th, 2018


This isn't just a teaser trailer, it is the first actual footage from a montage in the new episode. There is one reoccurring theme in every shot, can you guess what that theme is? Do you even care? Probably not.

I haven't started animating episode nineteen yet. I am waiting to record voices. My friend, Robert Winchester (Bobert/RAW Animation) from Newgrounds, is animating a 3D sequence for this episode as well. I am going to document some of the process for fun. I might make a mini-documentary or just upload the footage to my Facebook page as it happens. This will probably be the last new Wish Fish Family for a while because not many people seem to care about it. So I don't know what comes next as I am not a very talented animator. Suggestions are welcome. I want to do a certain episode of Merely Meerkats but that would require a complete revamping in the animation style. I've attempted it about a dozen times and it never works out. I should really learn an animation program besides Flash but I'm too lazy. Plus I'm just not a great artist. Especially lately. But enough about my problems. How are you holding up?

 

 


Posted by fartoons - March 29th, 2018


HAROLD HITS THE STREETS IN AN ALL-NEW EPISODE OF “THE WISH FISH FAMILY” PREMIERING SPRING 2018 AT WWW.FARTOONS.NET

When Harold and his family become homeless he is forced to face his biggest fear: finding a job. Harold tries to keep his family fed but new challenges await him after a disturbing series of events leads to the impossible.

“Home Sweet Street” is the nineteenth episode of the animated web series “The Wish Fish Family”. It will be available online on YouTube and FARToons.net in Spring 2018.

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Posted by fartoons - March 9th, 2018


HAROLD GOES GUNS BLAZING IN AN ALL-NEW EPISODE OF “THE WISH FISH FAMILY” PREMIERING SPRING 2018 AT WWW.FARTOONS.NET

When Harold fears students are going to get his precious guns taken away he goes to extremes to protect the second amendment. Meanwhile, Junior joins in on the school protests taking place around the country.

“Fish in a Barrel” is the eighteenth episode of the animated web series “The Wish Fish Family”. It will be available online on YouTube and FARToons.net in Spring 2018.

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Posted by fartoons - September 19th, 2017


HAROLD ONE-UPS TRUMP IN AN ALL-NEW EPISODE OF "THE WISH FISH FAMILY" PREMIERING HALLOWEEN 2017 AT WWW.FARTOONS.NET

Harold builds a wall around his house to keep Mexicans out. Being cut off from the outside world causes Harold to lose his mind and put his family in danger.

"The Great Wall of Harold" is the seventeenth episode of the animated web series "The Wish Fish Family". It will be available online on YouTube and FARToons.net on Halloween 2017.

 

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