FARToons Productions launched in 2001 and since then has polluted the internet with cartoons, videos, comics, audio skits, merchandise and more.
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Posted by fartoons - March 9th, 2018
HAROLD GOES GUNS BLAZING IN AN ALL-NEW EPISODE OF “THE WISH FISH FAMILY” PREMIERING SPRING 2018 AT WWW.FARTOONS.NET
When Harold fears students are going to get his precious guns taken away he goes to extremes to protect the second amendment. Meanwhile, Junior joins in on the school protests taking place around the country.
“Fish in a Barrel” is the eighteenth episode of the animated web series “The Wish Fish Family”. It will be available online on YouTube and FARToons.net in Spring 2018.
Posted by fartoons - September 19th, 2017
HAROLD ONE-UPS TRUMP IN AN ALL-NEW EPISODE OF "THE WISH FISH FAMILY" PREMIERING HALLOWEEN 2017 AT WWW.FARTOONS.NET
Harold builds a wall around his house to keep Mexicans out. Being cut off from the outside world causes Harold to lose his mind and put his family in danger.
"The Great Wall of Harold" is the seventeenth episode of the animated web series "The Wish Fish Family". It will be available online on YouTube and FARToons.net on Halloween 2017.
Posted by fartoons - August 3rd, 2016
HAROLD'S RACISM BACKFIRES IN AN ALL-NEW EPISODE OF "THE WISH FISH FAMILY" PREMIERING AUGUST 2016 AT WWW.FARTOONS.NET
When Harold becomes a police officer he accidentally shoots Junior's monkey boyfriend during a vicious drug influenced attack. Everyone believes Harold had a racial motive as anti-police protests in the monkey community breakout around town.
"Monkey Lives Matters" is the sixteenth episode of the animated web series "The Wish Fish Family". It will be available online on YouTube and FARToons.net in August 2016.
Posted by fartoons - January 4th, 2015
“THE WISH FISH FAMILY” GOES HIGH DEF IN 2015 WITH ITS FIRST BLU-RAY RELEASE!
Ever wanted to see the terrible animation of “The Wish Fish Family” in high definition? Well now you can! The first fourteen episodes of the series are coming to Blu-ray later this year. The set will also include rare bonus features, including a remastered episode of “Spike & Johnny” where the Wish Fish makes his first animated appearance. So join Harold, Helen and Junior in over 150 minutes of offensive fun!
“The Wish Fish Family” will also be re-released on a two-disc DVD, including episode fourteen for the first time ever!
Episodes include: “My Son, the Rainbow Fish”, “My Two Sons”, “Mon frère le poisson-chat”, “My Babysitter, the Fish F–ker”, “My Ex-Boyfriend’s Back”, “A Thin Line Between Hate and Hate”, “The Fish Family”, “Southern Fried Fish”, “Eat Sh-t N’ Dine”, “Hovering Outside the Fire”, “Fish of the Day”, “Here Today, Gone Tumor-row”, “Go F–k a Duck!” and “The Queen is Dead”
Bonus features include: “The Politically Correct Version”, “Behind-the-Scenes”, “Spike & Johnny”, “The Best of Harold”, “Ryan’s Award Acceptance”, “Cox 6 News”, “Original DVD Commercial” and Trailers (Bonus features May Not be in High Definition)
Posted by fartoons - August 3rd, 2014
HAROLD FINDS HIS DREAM JOB IN AN ALL-NEW EPISODE OF “THE WISH FISH FAMILY” PREMIERING SUMMER 2014 AT WWW.FARTOONS.NET
After Harold sees an abortion performed at Dr. Whitey’s clinic he decides to become an OB/GYN. He is shocked to find daily violent protests outside the office that threaten not only his job, but the precious lives of the entire medical staff.
“Baby You’re a Dead Man” is the fifteenth episode of the animated web series “The Wish Fish Family”. It will be available online on YouTube and FARToons.net in Summer 2014.
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Posted by fartoons - January 19th, 2014
JUNIOR MAKES PROM QUEEN IN AN ALL-NEW EPISODE OF "THE WISH FISH FAMILY" PREMIERING FEBRUARY 2014 AT WWW.FARTOONS.NET
When Junior is nominated for prom queen he decides to show up in drag. Harold is completely disgusted by his son's new fetish and plots to humiliate him at the school dance.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=COvcJpwv1h4
I am giving away free stuff on my FARToons Facebook page so be sure to like it!
- Ryan
Posted by fartoons - January 15th, 2014
FARToons Productions is about to turn 13 years old on February 1st. It has not been the most successful endeavor in history. It has had its ups and downs. Its good years and bad years. Its shitty cartoons and its okay cartoons. But through it all it has survived with me. I want to thank everyone who has supported FARToons over the years. Maybe one day, long after I'm dead, it will get the recognition it deserves. If only for the reason that it dared to do something different. Please share this on your Facebook if you love FARToons. Thanks to all the fans. You all helped spread hate across the planet. I hope FARToons will continue offending people for years to come.
Your pal,
Ryan Wells, M.D.
Posted by fartoons - July 21st, 2013
If you guys can help me reach 50 fans on Newgrounds I will give away a free DVD, calendar and photo of The Wish Fish Family. All fans will have a chance at winning. Also be sure to like FARToons on Facebook. Thanks again for your support.
Posted by fartoons - June 7th, 2012
Since I can't actually post my cartoon Merely Meerkats on Newgrounds because the final edit was done in Adobe Premiere, I decided I'd post the YouTube video here.
www.FARToons.net - Merely Meerkats follows the lives of Floyd and his alcoholic friend Ferdy who were banished from their meerkat communities and destined to become oddball roommates. Floyd and Ferdy experiment with the dangers of drugs, alcohol, love, and sex along side their pals Bruce the gay cobra, Deke the stoner mongoose, and Gus the anti-social meerkat.
In the pilot episode entitled "You Booze, You Lose", Floyd and Ferdy get extremely wasted on scorpion venom at a night club and are kicked out. The two roommates bet to see who can go the longest without drinking. Floyd has no problem staying off the wagon while Ferdy becomes a total wreck without booze in his life.
Merely Meerkats is the creation of Ryan Wells & Ben Triola and is written by Ryan Wells.
